We were talking about social networking in english
My teacher: How often do you go on facebook?
Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read
Teacher: good for you!
ME:Yup…
(Source: partycolfer)
I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through.
omG GOD BLESS
Truly, too epic for words
Fucking amazing
Awesome!
(Source: thenintendard)
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
(Source: toptumbles)
Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
There is a special place in hell for people who make those little mini-pockets, the ones that are like an inch deep and won’t hold anything and I forget that EVERY TIME and try to jam my hand in there anyway.
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Anybody wanna practice wit me?
